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Friday, March 10, 2006

Siaran Tergendala

I received an urgent telegram this morning, from scb. After having had Sex on The Beach two nights ago, she finally manage to unclogged her system and reduce her mancang-ness. Unfortunately this remedy, as all other quick fixes are not without a side effects.

Every now and then she will discharge a tremendous amount of orgasmic energy. As she is still green - green like the X-men apprentice not green like incredible hulk, she has not not been able to master the skill of discharging the excessive energy at the appropriate time and amount. During one of this energy discharge episode, she was in a very close proximity with Ah Fuu. The tremendous excessive amount of energy was accidently channeled to Ah Fuu and in turn flowed into Ah Fuu's charger. Ah Fuu's charger just couldn't handle this excessive amount of sexual energy and got fried. Due to that unfortunate event, she won't be able to update this blog until her hunt for Ah Fuu's charger replacement is fruitful.

As she is very concern about her fansi, and do not want them to turn into another siao cha bor or siao cha porr (and steals her limelight), so she has asked me to convey this message to all her fansi.

Let's have a 5 seconds silent to mourn the passing away of her Ah Fuu's charger and pray that she will manage to hunt down a new replacement ASAP.
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rAmen!

8 Comments:

  • At 4:17 PM, Blogger Ah Pek said…

    "ah fuuuuuuu.... nei farn loi lorrr"
    *sob sob... throw hellnotes in the air*

    "NEi Faarrn Loi LoooRRRRR"

    *throw somemore hellnotes*

    "FARRRNNN LOI LOOORRRR"

    "throw everything in the air*

     
  • At 4:35 PM, Blogger JoMel said…

    LOL! LOL!

     
  • At 5:00 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    more hell notes please

    btw the fucking compatible charger cost me a bom...must sell my body tonite to get back the money...sigh

    ii try to "electrecute" the salesman oso kenot work..tot he can gimme a sepecial discount

    TIU

     
  • At 5:19 PM, Blogger straymana said…

    cha bor: sell your body as paper weight is it???

    *run*

     
  • At 5:22 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    oh my god, i forgot my manners

    i would like to thank stray for his contribution here informing you all to burn more hell notes for me

     
  • At 5:27 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    sell ,my body as paper weight?

    no way

    sell my body as sushi plate , then can eat sushi off my naked body ma, then the belly button for soya sauce

    naaa....cukup erotic tak?

     
  • At 10:36 PM, Blogger 5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said…

    LOL, your belly button so deep meh?

     
  • At 2:23 AM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    i want iwant....mmmm...where can i pour the tabasco sauce and the wasabe?

     

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