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Sunday, March 19, 2006

Night Jungle Trekking

It was exhausting. I have to admit, my old auntie bones "lao kok kok" ( old) already. I guess Anlene milk is a must to prepare myself for further workout.

The trekking started at about 10.30pm last nite and lasted till 3am. Before we embarked on the hunting journey, my trekking partner and I stopped over at Ozeki, a Japanese eating place to fill our tummies before the hunt began. For better blood circulation and preparation for the trek, we had "sake" to go with supper.

Finally, at 10.30pm, we headed for the jungle. It was a concrete jungle. By the time we reached the entrance, people were swamping the scene. The venue was one of those places supporting the Sepang F1 race today. Those Ferrari promoters were Hot and Slzzling. Cover charge of Rm35 included a drink. I had Rum n Coke which tasted like water.

And so, we trekked and trekked, looking for a nice spot to park ourselves. Oh my, have you guessed where the jungle is? Yea, none other than Rum Jungle. I am so fresh* and naive* to life after dark that I have many thanks to my trekking partner taking time to expose* me to the harsh night environment. And last night was an introduction to many more to cum **smiling cunningly**

The music was ok. All in all, we had rum n coke, a jug of beer and pina colada. The night was still young but I noticed a few KO cases and most of them were girls. Very young girls. There was a scene which caught my attenttion. This pretty young thing was totally wasted before the party began. Totally wasted! Her friends left her sitting at a chair away from the scene. Occasionally a friend would come check on her. But the fact was , she was wasted and she could get herself into trouble not even knowing what really happened to her and the fact that her friends left her alone for awhile was already an invitation to an unfortunate "accident". She caught my attention because my partner and I were playing hunting game. We looked out for hotchicks for him and cute guys for me . What a pity. The party had just begun and she was already talking to "zhou gong". Sigh! Too bad. If not, I would have encouraged my partner to approach her.

After my second glass of beer, I tried doing some cardio workout . The faster the music beat, the faster the cardio exercise went, the hotter the body gyrated. Yea...calories burning; good for me. Mmmm....I was thinking to myself, can I ask for a refund from California Fitness because it was more fun working out at the jungle than the gym. Yeah! The liveband came on and from then on, we dangdut all the way till 3am non stop.

A few kwailous were standing next to our table. Suddenly, 2 "social escorts" came over, leaning sexily to them, whispering "something" to them. After some negotiations, she managed to strike a deal and off they went for their own "dangduting".

You see, our table was located at the second floor overlooking the whole dancing area and our back was facing the washrooms. Thank god the stench was kept to a minimal. We had a great view from our table, both the front and the back. As we looked in front, we could see the liveband, as we looked behind we could see girls with plunging neckline from above. Imagine the shapes and sizes of " longkangs" we could see.

Way past midnight but I still had my glass slippers intact and my trekking partner did not turn into a mouse. We saw many girls getting drunk, girls falling off the dancing area and girls vomitting in the basin. It was truly a lesson to me. A lesson which I hope would be helpful in dealing with young adults It was an eye opener. To see how young people act, where they hang out and who are their friends.

The trekking ended at 3am. My bonese were still intact, knees not wobbly and vision still good. This morning my body did not even ache a little. I guess I passed the test. I am still waiting for my trekking trainer to issue a Certificate for me.

And guess what my next target will be? Yea, yea, yea....Kickboxing , here I come.

30 Comments:

  • At 10:51 AM, Blogger wombie said…

    you more powderful than those young girls.....I must take lessons from you

     
  • At 11:32 AM, Blogger Ah Pek said…

    trekking? i oso like...
    drinking? i somemore like...
    see people sohai? i likest!

     
  • At 12:07 PM, Blogger JoMel said…

    I was tossing and turning right until about 5 this morning before zou kong arrived. Aiiihhh... should have done something more production like your night jungle trekking. So, did you find any hamsem guy?

     
  • At 1:19 PM, Blogger Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said…

    ahhhh I miss night trekking in my....

     
  • At 2:57 PM, Blogger JoMel said…

    production = productive!

     
  • At 3:52 PM, Blogger King's wife said…

    sounds like a really good work out!
    The last time I went there about a year ago, I din see many longkangs, nor pretty girls nor anyone vomitting!
    Maybe I was sitting in the wrong place, or drinking the wrong stuff or finished trekking too early!!!

     
  • At 8:17 PM, Blogger straymana said…

    Plain water taste much better than the RumN'Cock, anytime. *sniff*

    The kwailow were trying to pancing your attention. Should I left you alone, I guess they will surely approach you like the "F1 crew".

     
  • At 9:49 PM, Blogger may said…

    haiya, when I first read it, I really thot you were going night jungle trekking until the 3rd para... ishhhh! heheheh! dang good view of the party animals, huh.

     
  • At 11:34 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    simmie...u so hak hei wan...

    ah pek , next time i bring u there joget with me la...i see YOU sorrlun

    jomel, count lehbits la, sure can wan

    fantasyflier...in ur...ur...ur...(how old r u ah)

    KW..u must go upstairs, near the toilet floor, can overlook downstairs at the basin area, there can see those chics putting make up la, adjusting their bras la...

    stray...u sure they come like F1?

    may, gotcha..i purposely write like dat to trap u wan..i know u likke trekking ma

     
  • At 2:54 PM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    i don't trek.....i go on the prowl....sniffing the downwind....sneaking up to my prey...pounce and go for the kill!

     
  • At 4:46 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    old cock ah...i tink ah, u don prowl la

    i tink u devour be is size xz,s,m,l or xl

     
  • At 10:40 AM, Blogger sengkor said…

    3am still going strong? Any secrets?

     
  • At 6:15 PM, Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller said…

    Ah Siao!
    Walioeh! you so powderful, up so late and go so long. Wah strong steminaaah. U be taking ginseng le ho. Maybe you should go trekking in some better places. Then the preys that you get oso better quality. Nonetheless, interesting to know KL got binge drinker. I always been saying its a gwailo problem.
    Next time you should pretend to go check on all those semi conscious girls then use eyeliner and draw on their face! or leave messages e.g. "Don't forget to brush your teeth before bed".

     
  • At 9:11 PM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    I used to shave my friends' eyebrows when they are drunk and out cold.

     
  • At 9:15 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    kiki,no ginseng, just orrkau( guinness)..that one very good for body u know

    senngkorr, remember our training?
    u brougt the beast out of me ma....wakakakka

    old cock ah, last time during uni days, my fren kena shaved whole head bald after we got him drunk
    it was his bday party and the shave was his present...bad or not?

     
  • At 8:43 AM, Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller said…

    Shave eye brows and head. Walio so evil! Did he take revenge on you all? Wah if someone did that to me ah, I will put on an epilator (slow settings) at your pubic area ah! Then put fonyao on it! Muahahaha! (Evil organ music*)

     
  • At 9:08 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    kiki so kinki

     
  • At 10:37 AM, Blogger sengkor said…

    i thought i managed to tame the beast? no?

     
  • At 1:15 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    no ah seng
    u have brought the beast out and she is on the prowl

    muahahahahahha

     
  • At 1:15 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    who ever got yee phit kai..u better take shelter

    muahahahaha

     
  • At 12:00 AM, Blogger Simple American said…

    I'm too ol' to prowl anymore. Escort girls pay me not to talk to them. Gets me free drinks man.

    Need translation please. Wat is longkang?

     
  • At 1:34 AM, Blogger Min said…

    Simple American, "longkang" literally means "drain". In this case,it means cleavage ;-)

    Wah, SCB, good stamina. When you going trekking again? ;-)

     
  • At 6:43 PM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    SCB....what take shelter? Take shelter at your place ah? **eagerly anticipating..edging seng kor out of the way**

    SA....same here. The only thing that still whistles at me is my kettle. Sad huh?

     
  • At 9:21 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    SA,you are so modest la
    prowl is not the word for the seniors

    i think a better word should be you sieve for the best, the creme de la creme

    oolalala


    Min ah, no more trekking...nex is kickboxing
    stay tuned for the report

    cocka, aiya no need to be so hak hei la
    ah seng oredi passed with distinction la
    cant u get the hint the prowl is on YOU?
    so when r u gonna date me?(at ur own risk)
    wakakakkakakakakaka

     
  • At 11:12 AM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    So....the hunter has now turned to the hunted.....**grin**
    Oooo...I'm so afraid!

     
  • At 11:50 AM, Blogger sengkor said…

    uncle cocka, u better be kind to scb.. ur masochist thingy put aside 1st. at least not on the 1st date..

     
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