So, you think I am nuts?

Friday, March 24, 2006

Longkang Susu

Some may say cute
Some say small
Some say just right
Some will not even look

I have tried in vain the whole week
I pressed them
Squeezed them together with all my might
I even sucked in my breath

"Wonder"ring high and low
"Maximize" ing my time to search
but I failed to find the right push up BRA

Tell me how la
to construct the longkang deeper as
I have to fit into my bitchy top this weekend.


Signed,
DIstressed Solo Papaya


Ps. No reconstructive surgery and bicycle pumps, please.

27 Comments:

  • At 1:23 PM, Blogger straymana said…

    Of course you don't need reconstruction or bycicle pump. Why use these all the wrong tools, when there is already a Breast Pump which has been made exactly for this?

     
  • At 1:24 PM, Blogger Ah Pek said…

    wahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!
    why do you want a push up bra,
    when you have such nice papaya,
    after you attract all the buaya,
    macam itu manyak susah!

    go pierce your nipples, put 2 chains through it and pull it over your shoulders. like that more natural looking.

     
  • At 2:04 PM, Blogger JoMel said…

    hahahaha! Woman! So hopeless lah you! Made me speechless too.....


    Errr... err.. ermmm.... like dat..

     
  • At 2:56 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    arsecuse me stray, nanti susu come out how ah? then become papaya latte pulak? mmm..mebbe can sell tis ingenius idea to starbugs horr

    ah pek, u asking me to carry kavadi issit? cipek u but thanks for admiring my solo

    ah jomel ah, faster say someting la, nanti ppl say u sakit bisu

     
  • At 3:33 PM, Blogger sengkor said…

    cheapest and safest way is stuff tissue paper lor.. later if need to go toilet can use also..

     
  • At 6:32 PM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    I got sell bust enhancing cream wan...
    i orso offer massage service. ;)

    Reminds me of a song....
    "Rich girl wears a brasierre
    The poor girl use a string.
    But Dinah uses nothing at all
    She let 'em swing and swing!"

     
  • At 6:45 PM, Anonymous Jacky said…

    Why you need push up bra? Just let my mighty hand squeeze, enough. Wanna try?

    Kakakaka...

     
  • At 1:06 AM, Blogger Simple American said…

    NO bicycle pumps. How about platic stuff used in disguise kits. Otherwise lots of kleenex. Tissues put the t in ... Well you know.

     
  • At 7:13 AM, Blogger wombie said…

    press your boobs together and DUCT TAPE them!!!!

     
  • At 10:00 AM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    LOL @ simmie suggestion. Pssst!!!*whisper* is this what you do?

     
  • At 10:45 AM, Blogger Lin Peh said…

    Let Lin Peh press a bit and see first before Lin Peh can comment further ;-)

     
  • At 11:25 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    ah seng, so many tissues stuffed ah, lao sai oso no problem horr?

    old cock, u part time work as masseur or "arp"? u got rough hands or not?

    jacky, u tink squeeze like a juicer meh? aiyoyo

    SA, i berry naive wan, wats plastic stuff in disguise kit? share with us, issit Made In USA? if it is good, mebbe can be business partner and sell it in msia

    simmie, u sure duct tape can? after i sweat and the tape become loosen then how? 2 flying papayas doing trapeze, sure old cock luff

    linpeh, i got a masseur with rough hands(cocka), a juicer(jacky) and now you , a mammogram machine?

    geeesss...poor papaya

     
  • At 11:52 AM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    Eh, I got gentle hands lah...
    There's only one way to find out. *wink*

     
  • At 2:57 PM, Blogger Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said…

    Use hollywood magic! silcon paste ons, from C cup to DDD cups, just look at Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich or Martin Lawrence in Big Momma!!

     
  • At 3:25 PM, Blogger King's wife said…

    Ah pek showed us the pics already.
    So, who did you go to? Cock, Jacky or Linpeh?

     
  • At 6:38 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    i used....used.....used................








    BRAVA...the new technology bra whereby it runs on batteries and massages gently whole day round.

    heard of it before?
    http://www.brava.com/

    muahahahahaha

     
  • At 9:43 AM, Blogger wombie said…

    cocka: socks and duct tape...powderful lehhh

    SCB:

    BRAVA is NOT right for you if:

    You are pregnant and/or have breastfed in the last 3 to 6 months (recommendation is 6 months)

    when was the last time you gave someone susu papaya!!!!! Bwahahahhahahaha!

     
  • At 8:05 PM, Blogger Nine3 Nine 3 said…

    Ah seng you dont ask her put tissue la, You go and tolong her la.

    SBC, Reta of Cyber Red had continue from your 'Lin Dynasty Chapter 17'

    Please check out her lnk:-
    http://www.cyber-red.blogspot.com/

    Thanks

     
  • At 2:17 AM, Blogger mirror said…

    having longkang not that great sometimes. the longkang will collects dirt and sometimes unwanted effects shown. if u have big longkang ah..try u sweat then 24hours the sweat stuck in longkang..slowly stuff with pimples and rashes..u think longkang so good ah..hehehe i know the illusion having one good only

     
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