Longkang Susu
Some may say cute
Some say small
Some say just right
Some will not even look
I have tried in vain the whole week
I pressed them
Squeezed them together with all my might
I even sucked in my breath
"Wonder"ring high and low
"Maximize" ing my time to search
but I failed to find the right push up BRA
Tell me how la
to construct the longkang deeper as
I have to fit into my bitchy top this weekend.
Signed,
DIstressed Solo Papaya
Ps. No reconstructive surgery and bicycle pumps, please.
Some say small
Some say just right
Some will not even look
I have tried in vain the whole week
I pressed them
Squeezed them together with all my might
I even sucked in my breath
"Wonder"ring high and low
"Maximize" ing my time to search
but I failed to find the right push up BRA
Tell me how la
to construct the longkang deeper as
I have to fit into my bitchy top this weekend.
Signed,
DIstressed Solo Papaya
Ps. No reconstructive surgery and bicycle pumps, please.
posted by Siao Cha Bor @ 12:55 PM
27 Comments:
At 1:23 PM,
straymana said…
Of course you don't need reconstruction or bycicle pump. Why use these all the wrong tools, when there is already a Breast Pump which has been made exactly for this?
At 1:24 PM,
Ah Pek said…
wahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!
why do you want a push up bra,
when you have such nice papaya,
after you attract all the buaya,
macam itu manyak susah!
go pierce your nipples, put 2 chains through it and pull it over your shoulders. like that more natural looking.
At 2:04 PM,
JoMel said…
hahahaha! Woman! So hopeless lah you! Made me speechless too.....
Errr... err.. ermmm.... like dat..
At 2:56 PM,
Siao Cha Bor said…
arsecuse me stray, nanti susu come out how ah? then become papaya latte pulak? mmm..mebbe can sell tis ingenius idea to starbugs horr
ah pek, u asking me to carry kavadi issit? cipek u but thanks for admiring my solo
ah jomel ah, faster say someting la, nanti ppl say u sakit bisu
At 3:33 PM,
sengkor said…
cheapest and safest way is stuff tissue paper lor.. later if need to go toilet can use also..
At 6:32 PM,
Cocka Doodle said…
I got sell bust enhancing cream wan...
i orso offer massage service. ;)
Reminds me of a song....
"Rich girl wears a brasierre
The poor girl use a string.
But Dinah uses nothing at all
She let 'em swing and swing!"
At 6:45 PM,
Jacky said…
Why you need push up bra? Just let my mighty hand squeeze, enough. Wanna try?
Kakakaka...
At 1:06 AM,
Simple American said…
NO bicycle pumps. How about platic stuff used in disguise kits. Otherwise lots of kleenex. Tissues put the t in ... Well you know.
At 7:13 AM,
wombie said…
press your boobs together and DUCT TAPE them!!!!
At 10:00 AM,
Cocka Doodle said…
LOL @ simmie suggestion. Pssst!!!*whisper* is this what you do?
At 10:45 AM,
Lin Peh said…
Let Lin Peh press a bit and see first before Lin Peh can comment further ;-)
At 11:25 AM,
Siao Cha Bor said…
ah seng, so many tissues stuffed ah, lao sai oso no problem horr?
old cock, u part time work as masseur or "arp"? u got rough hands or not?
jacky, u tink squeeze like a juicer meh? aiyoyo
SA, i berry naive wan, wats plastic stuff in disguise kit? share with us, issit Made In USA? if it is good, mebbe can be business partner and sell it in msia
simmie, u sure duct tape can? after i sweat and the tape become loosen then how? 2 flying papayas doing trapeze, sure old cock luff
linpeh, i got a masseur with rough hands(cocka), a juicer(jacky) and now you , a mammogram machine?
geeesss...poor papaya
At 11:52 AM,
Cocka Doodle said…
Eh, I got gentle hands lah...
There's only one way to find out. *wink*
At 2:57 PM,
Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said…
Use hollywood magic! silcon paste ons, from C cup to DDD cups, just look at Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich or Martin Lawrence in Big Momma!!
At 3:25 PM,
King's wife said…
Ah pek showed us the pics already.
So, who did you go to? Cock, Jacky or Linpeh?
At 6:38 PM,
Siao Cha Bor said…
i used....used.....used................
BRAVA...the new technology bra whereby it runs on batteries and massages gently whole day round.
heard of it before?
http://www.brava.com/
muahahahahaha
At 9:43 AM,
wombie said…
cocka: socks and duct tape...powderful lehhh
SCB:
BRAVA is NOT right for you if:
You are pregnant and/or have breastfed in the last 3 to 6 months (recommendation is 6 months)
when was the last time you gave someone susu papaya!!!!! Bwahahahhahahaha!
At 8:05 PM,
Nine3 Nine 3 said…
Ah seng you dont ask her put tissue la, You go and tolong her la.
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Please check out her lnk:-
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Thanks
At 2:17 AM,
mirror said…
having longkang not that great sometimes. the longkang will collects dirt and sometimes unwanted effects shown. if u have big longkang ah..try u sweat then 24hours the sweat stuck in longkang..slowly stuff with pimples and rashes..u think longkang so good ah..hehehe i know the illusion having one good only
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