So, you think I am nuts?

Monday, February 20, 2006

Dare to share?

I am going to bed soon and I will be seeing him again. He smells great. I love him. In fact, my baby has one too. Don't you love to spread your legs around "it" and hug it and sniff it? Don't tell me you have weaned off "it" ?

Baby calls it "chaochao" because it has her very own distinctive "smell" and I call it my boyfriend. Some people twirl their fingers at the corner of their blankey, some use another pillow to hug, some use Dutch Wife, and so on and so on and so on..........Mine of course, is a Dutch Wife.

How about you? What is yours?

20 Comments:

  • At 2:07 AM, Blogger 5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said…

    I got one secret lover too. Gave me orgasms somemore, fuwah!
    Can share link hor?
    http://chanlilian.net/2005/02/03/my-secret-lover-mr-b/

     
  • At 9:23 AM, Blogger Ah Pek said…

    my isthepiece of big fat meat.

     
  • At 7:05 PM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    You and 5xmom using bolster for sexual release is quite common wan.
    Those using teddy bear peentai wan.

    *running away from Helen*

     
  • At 10:50 PM, Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller said…

    Hemmm Teddy bear for sexual comfort is definately peentai! sitting on a beany baby on a spin cycle of the washing machine... or is it? Muahaha.

     
  • At 12:05 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    lilian, how cum kenot open link wan?

    fat meat referring to thunder thighs or wobbly seefat?

    cock, how abt you? you kutuk saje but never share your "inflatable toy" or issit not, with us...tell la

    ki ah, you tried b 4 meh, seating on the washing machine? which brand is more durable ah?

     
  • At 10:20 AM, Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller said…

    Ah Siao! I try b4 or not, I can not tell you. But I know Zanuzi brand very lauya v fast breakdown... ho fai mo yan!

     
  • At 12:05 PM, Blogger Wingz said…

    i use my wife one .... hugging wife to sleep ... if not when wanna get married ? lol

     
  • At 8:57 PM, Blogger Lin Peh said…

    Mine is call Piao Mei ! LOL!

     
  • At 10:59 PM, Blogger wombie said…

    In the US, they call it body pillow. It's longer and it's rectangular. Limpy and not nice to hug wan. No shiok.

    So, my first semester here really sucked. Couldn't sleep well. Like something was missing. Then, during my next trip home, I bought one to bring back with me. I'm happy now :)

     
  • At 11:58 PM, Blogger jian said…

    I have 2 bolsters (i call them loukongs), 1 yellow alien soft toy (lulu fansu), 1 doggie soft toy(lulu dog), 1 ikea love shape soft toy (love love), and 3 pillows!!!

    I can't sleep without one of them. I need to be surrounded by them and hug as much as I can.

    I'm greedy lady, I know!!! ;p

     
  • At 12:25 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    Ki, wat you do to Zanussi? tell la...

    mrs wingz pajamas got wet wet with your saliva or not?

    plural , linpeh, plural - piao meiS

    wah simmie, you brought the exported the bolster ka? got bring more to US to sell or not?

    your pillows wont get jeles meh? how you hug all worr?

     
  • At 12:39 AM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    I stop using the inflatable doll oreadi. You know how embarassing ah, after use, wash and hang outside to dry? LOL

     
  • At 12:57 AM, Blogger Diane said…

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  • At 8:25 AM, Blogger wombie said…

    funny story hor....my friends studying asked me to buy for them when I go back to Malaysia (a body pillow here costs about USD$15-$20!!) The Malaysian bolsters don't cost too much but then they do take up a lot of space in the luggage.

     
  • At 8:59 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    simmie, now got vacuum pack wan, like the lap cheong

    they use the vacuum cleaner to suck all the air out so that the bolster can be "kemek" and compact

    come, we do business, open up a lapcheong store

     
  • At 9:12 AM, Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller said…

    Eh I oso want to open lapchiong store but I live in UK woh.

     
  • At 9:49 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    can, i ship over for u

    u do it homebase la...create ur own site, then email me how many you want, then i DHL to you

    aiya, i write a proposal to u laa

    i am sure those British gals would love YOUR lapcheong....wakkakakakaka

     
  • At 11:23 AM, Blogger wombie said…

    what I did with my bolster was press out all the air and used duct tape all over it...hahaha...kemek-ed lapcheong

    like dat lah...I advertise on eBay, you be my supplier!! We split profit!!

     
  • At 2:53 PM, Blogger jian said…

    i use legs to kiap two loukongs, hug lulu dog, holding lulu fansu in one hand, kiap another hand under a pillow,and others put around me to let me feel secure. ;p

    but most of the time i wake up with one or two of them under the bed.

     
  • At 5:04 PM, Anonymous yvy said…

    aiyooorr...i need to get one oso lar....

     

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