So, you think I am nuts?

Sunday, February 26, 2006

3 More Days Encounting

Sigh ! It is just a simple lunch with old school friends but I have been dreading this since I got the sms on the luncheon 2 weeks ago. No wonder I get relapse of sore throat since the sms. I am suffering now. I have a bad sore throat AGAIN. What the fuck is wrong with my throat? I know Ah Pek will tell me to drink more protein shake to lubricate my throat a bit or maybe I shouted too much, "yes, yes darling yes, more, more, yes "..........yes to watermelon and not sex. I got hold of a huge watermelon, so succulent, red, juicy, sweet to SUCK at. Right! I hope the watermelon can cool my throat down and be ready for war on 2nd March.

This is what I have been so stressed about. Yea, right, I have nothing much to stress about except for a normal get-together luncheon this day. In a nice way, I "kacau mental" myself, in a more chorr lorr way, it is called brain fellatio la.

I do not really have to go; I can always make up an excuse but I cannot leave my good friend, N, to be "devoured" by the "rottweilers." Not that they are vicious people, I guess I am just being bitchy today. Mmmm...let me see, oh yes, it is the time of the month again. That explains the "mangchangness", the whacking of my Cadbury Brazil Nut Milk chocolate ( must be imported version), hantam almost half a watermelon and the crave for cili padi.

Back to the luncheon. I have not seen my old schoolmates for more than 10 years and somehow we managed to track each other down and the next most natural course of action would be to have some "catching up" to do. And we have settled for a lunch. As far as I know, all of them are successful.

Career --------------------yes
Money---------------------definitely
Properties------------------right on
Family----------------------my darling husband, my darling wife, my kids......
Cars------------------------no less than 2.olitre

Naturally, when you get together, your long lost friends would be curious to know about your present job, life, bla bla bla.....and naturally, the exchanging of business cards will happen. This is the hardest part. I have got nothing to contribute. My reason to show up is to accompany N, fullstop. How shall I answer to these corporate figures about my present status?

If I have a husband, I can always say, " a proud homemaker."
If I have a promising career, I can say," I am X and I work for company Z."


I do not qualify for both. How shall I answer? My days are numbered and I am so stressed out. And I know S, a nice girl but can be a real pain, will be attending. She is famous for bragging about everything. We keep in touch through email sometimes. She knows my history. Each time I bump into her, she would ask me if I have started dating. She would say things ( on purpose or not) like, " How come you are not dating" or "your line of business does not give you opportunity to meet nice men, huh" etc etc etc.

Now that she will be there for lunch, she is sure to bring the subject up again and this time in front of all my classmates. Can I make up an imaginary boyfriend ah?

Dear Thelma, what should I do? aiyoyo.........kepala sakit, kerongkong sakit, mata sakit, mulut sakit, perut sakit................................

89 Comments:

  • At 12:51 AM, Blogger straymana said…

    Haiyooo... Never follow my prescription, of course cannot heal lar. Some who ask you take timun cina (Watermelon)? You should take the timun batang lar, with its cooling effect sure your mangchangness will reduce one.

    Of course, slice it thin thin and put on your face lar. What you thinking?

     
  • At 12:54 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    nia seng

    woooof.........woooof.....gggrrr..............
    grrrrr...wooooof ...woooof

     
  • At 6:03 AM, Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller said…

    Ah Siao oh!
    My madder's recipe if u're v choow (heaty) is, if boiling toongkua and fuukua with lot and lots of water. Then drink the water. Its v bitter but it sure damn works. It makes u sweat immediately and then you feel better.

    I have similar problems with my Exclassmates. Mostly say things like I have this car and that. Well, the key to it is to appear "Like so what". To win them is knowing something they can not have,or take away. Otherwords, confidence. The other thing is that they boast so much because they dont know how else to make themselves happy about themselves. Unlike them you have a blog and fans!

     
  • At 9:09 AM, Blogger Ah Pek said…

    dear siao char bor,

    i told you before to be honest isn't it? so when you have reunion gatherings, just say the truth like what you are doing here. Give them the blunt truth and then carry on with aonther topic. If they see you no up, then don't diu them. This kind of friends dowan oso never mind. You still have me mah.

    About your sakit here, sakit there, go and get laid. then all sakit can hilang.

    Aunty Thelma.

     
  • At 9:39 AM, Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller said…

    Eh don't la ahpek! Hai yao diu mhai yao diu! if you sakit parah, diu diu here and there can not cure wan la!

     
  • At 12:56 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    aiyoooooo

    i open a diu party for all la

    ok or not?

    this wan sure cure all sakitness

     
  • At 1:55 PM, Blogger sengkor said…

    Dear Siao Char Bor,

    Please proceed to the clinic for your sakit sakit. Any more questions?

    Thelma

     
  • At 2:09 PM, Blogger Min said…

    SCB, I have lots of experience keeping in touch with old school friends, seeing that most of my friends go back as far as primary school. Most of those who brag are really feeling insecure or frustrated with their lives. They have big car, go for mani and pedi, nicely coiffured hair etc but may be the most frustrated, desperate housewives ever! They are probably envious that you're brave enough to get out of a bad marriage and get a divorce. You get to spend time with your baby which is probably what a career-minded former classmate wish she could do when she is with a real chibai client. Go for your gathering, hold your head high because you dare to do what you think is right for you. Being a single parent is not easy, so your mangchangness is valid!

     
  • At 2:23 PM, Blogger Min said…

    As for how to reply to S...

    "What? See a ghost still not scared ah?" (keen koh kwai jong mm pa hak?)

    "Haven't met anyone who is good enough for me"

    "I'm into women now" (that'll definitely shut her up and you'll never be asked again!)

    "You want to babysit my baby? Then I'll be able to go out and meet men"

    "I'm looking for men 7" and above. No one who meet that qualitification"

     
  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger Lin Peh said…

    Tell them u wan become nun oledi la ! LOL!

     
  • At 5:49 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    Ki, go check your blog...kenot get in la..

    sengkorr, you become my doctor ka? if yes, then I WAN I WAN

    Min, thanks for all the encouraging words...i shall walk with my chin up

    linpeh, how you know i not nun now? cheh

     
  • At 9:59 PM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said…

    SCB....you can also ask S "Eh S ah! Why your mouth like chibye liddat ah?"

     
  • At 10:32 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    cheebai lips good wat...so succulent

     
  • At 11:23 PM, Anonymous pt said…

    Hi siao cha bor,
    be yourself, you are who u are so be proud. You write well so you must be somebody. I remember my reunion with my classmates, we are still the same bunch of crazy girls, only difference, we are all grown ups. our size, shape varies but we all still the same as ever. There were also so much laughter that we hardly had our lunch. Know what, we now have our own blog and we are one big bunch of crazy ladies. See, just go and enjoy yourself. Hope by then yr throat will be ok ready for hehehahasss.
    enjoy..

     
  • At 6:17 AM, Blogger Kiki the rambling traveller said…

    Eh Siao!
    My blog comments take time to appear because I vet them as I kena spam alot. So dont worry if you write something and it doesnt show straight away. It works wan la.
    I would be v scared if a woman has chibai lips, because then the mouth will be verticle, smelling like fish, have hair on each side and vomits blood once a month. Scary! Chibai best kept where it is!

     
  • At 2:57 PM, Blogger mumsgather said…

    Aiyah Siao Char Bor, Stop torturing yourself with what ifs...just go, go, go and you might even enjoy yourself catching up and laughing about old times.

     
  • At 7:06 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    pt, thanks for your encouragement,,,I shall go with an open mind
    thanks again...i need all the encouragement i can find

    mummy, as i have told pt, i shall go with and open mind and have fun, at least, whack the food la

     
  • At 7:06 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    thank you all for your support and encouragement.

     
  • At 11:28 PM, Blogger JoMel said…

    errr... am I like.. so late, so late??? Sorry lah, a bit lost in the twilight zone earlier. Slowly finding my way once more..

    Err.. Thelma says, "Go kick some asses" ;)

     
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