So, you think I am nuts?

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

phatti phatti bom bom

I am sober! I am a good girl I am...not even a drop of alcohol since 30th December 2005. Wow ! How long can I last, I wonder? I do not wish to turn to alcohol again to drown my sorrows. Alcohol gives me added unnecessary calories and ugly cellulites.

After receiving comments these past 2 weeks that I am plump, I am beginning to wonder if I really am that unsightly. There I was, minding my own business, being happy and all that, and whaam....someone passes a comment that I am plump. Before all these comments, I was happy the way I am, trying to be my trueself....ME.

After listening to the comments, I begin to wonder, do I really have to do something about myself to please these people? Do I have to please them in order for them to say something nice and sweet to me so that I am pleased myself? I thought if I did that, then I wouldn't be ME.

Do I make sense?

Now , with the comments, I am wondering if loooks really matter. And about Clayton and his wife, about how much they love each other for being their trueself despite all the vulgarities, chain smoking and heavy drinking, am I making a wrong conclusion about them?

Now I am really confused.

How come we women are always being scrutinised about what we eat, what we wear, how we act, what we say and the most importantly, how we look.

Slimming parlours, gyms, massages, diet pills, diet teas, meal replacement drinks.....and so on...the list is endless. Do I have to succumb to one of these ?

And to see gutsy girl slim down so much, I can only watch her in envy.

I am giving myself 6 months. I have to make it, yes, this time I have to. Every year my resolution is to diet with effective results but I fail. Age is catching up and my metabolic rate is slowing down. But my weakness is food.

Any suggestions besides asking me to exercise because gym and swim I do. Of course, after that I reload with high calorie intake. Please no Atkin diet, South Beach Diet and what ever fucking diets I have tried. I pass as a Nutrionist at the rate I go.

Any suggestions or incentives?


  • At 12:43 AM, Blogger JoMel said…

    Honestly, I think you are like me, big frame, big boned, call it whatever you want.

    But no, I don't see that you are plump. You are BEAUTIFUL. Don't let some stupid asshole bring you down with that kind of comment.

    I think that most men would go for curvy fleshy women anytime over the thin waif look! ANYTIME. That is what I call being sexy.

  • At 12:44 AM, Blogger JoMel said…

    Oh yes, my S calls herself that, fatty fatty bom bom. hahaha. Now, she is plump!

  • At 9:03 AM, Blogger Ah Pek said…

    loose 10 kgs in six months and i give you one bear hug and a long passionate kiss. that incentive enough?

  • At 9:05 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    mmm i like it when u swear, woman.

    ah pek ah, only ONE bear hug?
    passionate kiss? wat's dat? mind explaining ah?

    10 kg in 6 months?siao..i be like an anoeroxic

  • At 4:32 PM, Anonymous maria aka twinsmom said…

    plump people wouldn't age so fast, don't worry.
    go see I stuck in the cheong sam (, might make you feel better.

  • At 7:04 PM, Blogger Nine3 Nine 3 said…

    cheerful and happy more important la.
    whatever do take care la

  • At 11:57 PM, Blogger straymana said…

    Which bugger tell you that??? I can give them a good whack on their head. You only need to tell me who, and which head you want me to whack.

    Incentive? Yeah, sure!

    Here's the incentive. If you didn't manage to lose 3kg in 2 months from now, you will have to buy me 3 buffet sessions. And of course, excluding the one that you already owe me.

    "Negative incentive" always works for me :P It should work well for you too. Wanna try?

  • At 2:30 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    ya horr, plump people got more "oil"
    so wont wrinkle pringle so fast, i hope i hope

    cheerful 101%, most definitely

    3 kg in 2 months? u rob me la u. u purposely one good la u
    somemore chinese new year cumming
    we shall see, we shall see
    mebbe cut the orr kao first

  • At 11:56 AM, Anonymous yvy said…

    well, whatever you do, NO SLIMMING TEA!!! trust me, the last thing u want is being the queen of the throne...*sigh* been there, done that - it's BAD!

  • At 4:20 PM, Blogger Lin Peh said…

    Got one guaranteed formula. Just yamade more la. Sure lose weight one (unless you lazy fella just lay down and spread).

  • At 10:32 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    yvy, i had the slimming tea for 7 years until one fine day my tummy acted on me. my gastro specialist reprimanded me coz if i were to continue, i would die. my colon would be eaten up ( wear and tear)

    so, please , anyone taking those diet teas, don't drink...its all laxatives laden

    mmm...linpeh, r u offering? i don mind, u know. my kopishop closed for renovation tooo long oredi. u have the pleasure of cutting the ribbon for the grand opening
    (khua luu si beh) see you die or not

  • At 3:09 PM, Anonymous yvy said…

    uugghh!!! scary!!

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