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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

MEME AGAIN.........damn!

Aiyo, why must you tag me and give me such a big surprise especially Ah Fuu just came home from a brain surgery ah? Ah Pek, Ah Pek...tsk tsk tsk...sigh! I better do this and get this over with before I sigh more as Chinese New Year is cumming and I don't want to sigh away my "choi".

So, the story is I got tagged again and this time round I need to use words like "I", "Me" followed by "blowjob, grapes, random, power, loneliness, water, robot, blue" and I must not use these words twice. Aiyo, tiu lorr, who the heck did this ah? Why must make me use my brain cells and AH Fuu's ah? So, so the story goes like this laa...waste no time.....

The King and Queen is having a Ball at the Castle
I received the invitation for tonight's Ball
Who shall accompany me?

My maiden in waiting gave the best blowjob
My hair look brilliant
it must be her magical hair dryer

Now what special present to offer the King and Queen?
Gold, food, what shall it be?
Ah yes, special grapes plucked from our vineyard
at random, ground and compressor with full speed power
to make the freshest sparkling grape juice

The carriage is here.
The grand staircase leading to the ballroom was huge and long.
Glancing around, everyone was with a partner
Loneliness crept followed by shortness of breath and faintish spell

Almost passing out, the Prince handed me a glass of warm water and held me tight against him
his chest.....mmmm his hard torso, his aftershave and mmmm...feeling his hard C**K against my thigh, CHaaam CHaaam.....the faintish spell turned me into a robot like stage.....

Out of breath, my face turned blue.......
He carried me to the room, loosened my corset, and gave me mouth to mouth resuscitation
Regaining my consciousness, my eyes slowly opened and found his lips pressed against mine

So, Ah Pek, satisfied or you want this to be continued?

8 Comments:

  • At 9:37 AM, Blogger Ah Pek said…

    continue! continue! i want to hear it all. did the prince change into a frog at halfway through his passionate kiss?

     
  • At 5:55 PM, Blogger JoMel said…

    Veli veli good lah you! I am still stumbled by the 'blowjob'. Still can't complete the meme. *thumbs up to you* I would love to read the sequel to this. Please?

     
  • At 6:48 PM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    harr?

    veli harlequin type worr
    veli porno oso

    after i kena sue and ban for being too bold....how how?

     
  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger Ah Pek said…

    ??????????..... lu mabuk liao ah? how cum the cow head don't match the horse mouth?

     
  • At 6:55 PM, Blogger straymana said…

    Woman, ARE you or are you NOT going to cums out with the sequel? We all cunt wait to read it already!

     
  • At 1:00 AM, Blogger Siao Cha Bor said…

    errr.....naa naa naa don u all blame me if it gets too steamy ah

    nose bleed or watever leakage, don blame me

     
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